You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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