Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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