it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
