I think scott just propositioned me for sex
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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