he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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