So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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