Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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