i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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