You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
