Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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