I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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