If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
where are my pants?
in the oven.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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