this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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