Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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