They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
