We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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