Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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