The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so let's talk penis.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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