used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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