I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize
