Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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