Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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