Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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