Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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