what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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