butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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