windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
