Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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