Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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