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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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