Is it because I queefed?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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