Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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