I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
He kissed a someone with a penis
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Randomize
