that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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