talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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