Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i was born a porn star she said
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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