whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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