I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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