where am i from again
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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