im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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