the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The struggles of a small town man whore
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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