Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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