Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Your penis caused this!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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