apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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