At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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