if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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