so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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