Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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