Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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