operation harelip BJ is a go
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Your cock deserves a montage
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
try to milk me bitch
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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