the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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