I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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