"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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