The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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